Just had a sniff of my helmet.

[John McCann]

And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.

Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?

Any help greatly appreciated.

John McCann.

[Jane Sullivan]

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

Post by John McCann
Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

Post by John McCann
John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

[Martin]

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

[Niel J Humphreys]

Post by Martin

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?

[Baldoni]

In news:***@4ax.com,
John McCann <***@nospam.co.uk> typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!

[Clive - Selectron]

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?
Any help greatly appreciated.
John McCann.

No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

[Egbert Sousè]

......neat trick.

[Baldoni]

In news:***@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè <***@somewhere.not> typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.

[Geezer]

Post by Baldoni
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
Count Baldoni

Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)

[Egbert Sousè]

Post by Baldoni
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.

Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)

[Doh]

Post by Egbert Sousè

Post by Baldoni
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.

Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)

If you give him a biscuit.....

[Egbert Sousè]

Post by Doh

Post by Egbert Sousè

Post by Baldoni
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.

Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)

If you give him a biscuit.....

Nah, you're OK - cheers!


Eggy.

[aptnewstoday]

Post by Doh

Post by Egbert Sousè

Post by Baldoni

Post by Egbert Sousè
......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many
people wished they could do that.

Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)

If you give him a biscuit.....

Chocolate?

[Baldoni XXV REX ROMANORUM]

In news:***@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè <***@somewhere.not> typed:
| On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni" <***@amalfi.org>
| wrote:
|
|| In news:***@4ax.com,
|| Egbert Sousè <***@somewhere.not> typed:
||| ......neat trick.
||
|| I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many
|| people wished they could do that.
|
| Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)


He never stopped me !

Don't wank dogs off though as you will never get rid of them from outside
your house.

[austral]

Just give him a biscuit, and I'm sure he will let you :P

Post by Baldoni
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
--
Count Baldoni

[Masonic Hamsters]

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?
Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

[Geezer]

Post by Masonic Hamsters

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?
Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?

[Baldoni]

In news:***@bt.com,
Geezer <***@hotmail.com> typed:
| "Masonic Hamsters" <***@hahaha.com> wrote in message
| news:***@bt.com...
||
|| "John McCann" <***@nospam.co.uk> wrote in message
|| news:***@4ax.com...
||| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
||| putrescent sardine.
|||
||| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
||| problem?
|||
||| Any help greatly appreciated.
||
|| boring.
|
| So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?


As a tool-pusher in the North Sea would benefit him financially.

[Rusty]

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

[Geezer]

Post by Rusty

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.

*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.

LOL!

[Hazel]

Post by Rusty

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.

*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.

LOL!

Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

[Geezer]

Post by Hazel

Post by Rusty

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.

*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.

LOL!

Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)

[Masonic Hamsters]

Post by John McCann
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?
Any help greatly appreciated.

Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack.
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines. I can only assume he
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.

What can he do?

[Harry Edwards]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html

[Grant]

Post by Harry Edwards
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html

Its because they eat out too often.

[Steve]

Post by Harry Edwards
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html

It's down to what they eat ;-)

[Chic M]

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